Antica (Clark & Hollywood in Andersonville)
You Should: Stay Away
Sizzle: Not Ready For Primetime
Juice: Kitchen sink cooking that leads to a caprese burried in basil, a cluster$@#% of a pizza & misrepresented pasta.
Check Please: $$
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Posted at 03:55 PM in Andersonville, Italian, Pizza, Stay Away | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
LuLu's
Lulu's (804 Davis St Evanston, IL 60201
847.869.4343
You Should: Stay Away
Sizzle: Panda Express is more authentic.
Juice: Disappointing! Dinner = a stream of flavorless Chi-merican dishes somewhere between awful and mediocre.
Check Please: $$
Posted at 01:57 PM in Chinese, Evanston, Stay Away | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
Bowman's Bar and Grill
Bowman’s Bar and Grill (4356 N. Leavitt St., Chicago, IL 60618)
You Should: Stay Away
Sizzle: All night diner food masquerading as upscale bar cuisine
Juice: Poor service, major douche bag patronage and overpriced Miller-Lite
Check Please: $$
Posted at 03:11 PM in American Bistro / Bar, Lincoln Square, Stay Away | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant
McCormick & Schmick's (1 E Wacker Dr. Chicago, IL 60611)
312.397.9500
You Should: Stay Away
Sizzle: Fresh seafood daily, gorgeous stained glass & enormous patio
Juice: Un-knowledgeable, blase, inattentive staff = disappointing.
Check Please: $$$
(Check out the full story in Stop Teasing Me via The Local Tourist )
Posted at 04:27 PM in Seafood, Stay Away, The Local Tourist | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)
Italian Village
Italian Village (71 W Monroe St, Chicago, IL 60603)
312.332.7005
You Should: Stay Away
Sizzle: Say NO to mediocrity
Juice: Service was slow, sausage & peppers were good but not great. Meh, too many choices to waste time here.
Check Please: $$
Posted at 11:15 AM in Italian, Stay Away | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
Big Jones
Big Jones ( 5347 N. Clark St., Chicago, IL 60640)
773.275.5725
You Should: Stay Away
Sizzle: What is Gullah for awful?
Juice: Where the F@#K are my hush puppies and honey butter? Or service, seasoning, and flavor?
Check Please: $$
Posted at 09:44 AM in Andersonville, Seafood, Southern, Stay Away | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)
Rockit Bar & Grill
Rockit Bar & Grill (22 W. Hubbard St., Chicago, IL, 60610)
You should: Stay Away
Sizzle: Just because its "kobe" does not mean it is good
Juice: Under-seasoned, poorly constructed, and over priced; Brie on a burger? WTF!
Check Please: $$$
Posted at 11:49 AM in American Bistro / Bar, Near North, Stay Away | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
